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THE MIGHTY GREEN KALE SALAD, killuh.

5/3/2013

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The Hawaiian Princess. Snot nosed, bow-legged, chubby, little arms and her hair in full rebellion, she stumbled by like the drunken baby she is. "Fuhk," she blurted spastically as she passed.  Great, now the children are turning against us. These days, it seems everyone on this compound is walking around dazed from the sudden bursts of heat, lethargically whispering, "Fugg," as they drag their swollen feet through the fields.  The guava trees have long been dead, but now the island is yearning for more. It's taken my phone - yesterday it died, no hope of resuscitation - and now it's coming for more. My back is sore from lifting stacks and stacks of eggs; i'm forced to walk jaggedly, close the island earth...it's sucking me in; i can feel it.  

The spiders have multiplied. I've been living with them for three months, now, and I no longer mind them.  Webs luxuriously drape the entirety of yurt village...their has been a Mother spider living in my shower, carrying a satchel of eggs in her mouth since I arrived.  Two days ago, the satchel hatched and out crawled ten little spiders.  There's Bobby, Maurice, Carlisimo, Madeline, Deborah, Hilda, Rochester, Sara, Maria & Baby.  I'll put up a picture soon.  There's a bright yellow spider that hangs overhead; her name is Lerato which means "Love" in Afrikaans....i'm not in love with her, that's just her name...Lerato.  

Now, for something informational.  

The Benefits of Kale: 
1. it's easy to grow
     a. find the seeds
     b. plant the seeds
     c. the soil is the key to beautiful, healthy kale
        i. start a compost pile
        ii. use mulch to fight weeds and preserve moisture
        iii. make your own brand of soil; be sure to use love and mana - it's important.
2. it's a superfood
     b. so are blueberries.
     c. You should grow blueberries, too. They don't grow naturally in Hawaii. 
3. high in vitamins 
     a. This is important. 
     b. The medicine industry is lying to you. More vitamins = better. 
4. high in antioxidants
     a. suck it. 
5. great detox food 
6. it gets better as you massage it
     a. massage it. 
7. slap a little miso-vinaigarette, some macadamia nuts, and shreds of papaya and you've got yourself one delicious kale salad. 
     a. for the recipe to the Miso-vinaigarette dressing go to this website...no. 
8. There's always kale in the banana stand. 


 Brianne:  are they all hawaiin????

....this is Hawaii, Brianne. 

4 Comments
Brianne
5/3/2013 10:00:27 am

Don't ever name the baby spiders.. or look them in the eyes.

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10/10/2013 04:38:58 pm

Great info, thank you.

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10/14/2013 03:11:30 pm

Took the day off and was just reading up some blogs and thought I would post here

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10/14/2013 11:42:13 pm

Interesting read.

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